the bitch cup
where to find me
the basics
— makes one of whatever this drink is
— If you end up having the best night of your life, I’m happy for the bitch cup to take the credit. If you black out and wake up eight hours later next to a tiki hut (not something that hasn’t happened), I don’t want my name anywhere near that.
the ingredients
— vodka | 2 shots
— hard seltzer | 4 oz, any citrus flavor (grapefruit is my fave, but lime is great too)
— monster energy zero ultra (the white one) | 4 oz
— fresca or squirt | a splash to top it off
— lime | juice of one wedge
— lots of ice
my friend Colton would tell you vodka + seltzer was his idea, but he’d be wrong
the process
— combine all ingredients and stir over ice
notes
— gluten free
— dairy free
— a shot is 1.5 oz
